Das Hammer The Harbinger Of Nail Destruction

RIDE THE STORM. DAS HAMMER STYLE.

a hell-spun mixture of our enemies bones plus the always sturdy sinew of thieves and gluttons!

Update: Discontinued due to immense property damage.

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Once though to be lost to the depths of time, the Das Hammer has been forged once more. The enchanted shards were discovered by mere chance in a Burger King bathroom by a rag-tag group of adventurers known to history as the Guild Of The Hammer. After many failed attempts & unfortunate casualties, the Hammer was one more reborn in the vaunted halls of the Echogear laboratory. Like a phoenix rises from the ashes, so to will this bringer of nail destruction live again. May all nails quiver in fear at the prospect of facing this mighty weapon. When wielded by one who the prophesy spoke of, it holds untold power and grants all users the ability to pound 32 nails with one mighty blow. As Thor has Mjolnir & Randy Marsh has the Sword Of A Thousand Truths, Das Hammer & all the glory it brings can be yours for one easy payment of $69.99.