Join The Exclusive Echogear Mount Of The Month Club

Picture this...

Exhaustion sets in as you slowly grind your way home through crawling evening traffic. Cars are packed like frantic sardines as the blowing snow flurries intensify. You just pulled another grueling 12-hour shift for a thankless boss who keeps calling you by the wrong name. A stupid red Prius cuts you off and threatens to send you plummeting into a total meltdown. When you remember, it's Mount Of The Month Club day. Holy bleep. A rising warmth fills your extremities while your heart rate elevates with excitement. The next few minutes are a mental blur as the feelings of depression and insignificance are replaced by pure unadulterated anticipation. Roaring into the driveway you throw the car in park and jump out, almost slipping on the black ice, and then you see it. Perched on the steps under a growing layer of wet snow is your Echogear Mount Of The Month. Will it be a TV mount? Ooo maybe even a soundbar mount! Overcome with excitement, you scoop the package and immediately throw down your workbag as you burst through the door...

This could be you.

For only 16 easy payments of $19.99, you can become the newest member of the Echogear Mount Of The Month Club. Each month, you'll receive a mount from our limited release hand-curated collection. You'll be amazed at how many things you can find to mount, from a computer monitor to a 75" TV. Each month is full of anticipation & whimsy as you wait to receive the next mount. What would have happened to the person in the story from earlier without this club? Luckily we never had to find out.

Founded in 2018, this is the original & oldest mount club of all time. With 10s of members, you'll have access to a thriving community of mount enthusiasts to share ideas on monitors, TVs, wall substrates, your favorite style of washers, and more! For a limited time only, you can even chat online with our Member Of The Year.

2018 Member Of The Year: Sawyer B. Hind

Sawyer had never mounted anything before discovering the Echogear Mount Of The Month Club. Now he eagerly awaits his monthly shipment with the gusto of a 5-year-old on Christmas Eve. He has this to say about his fanciful experience in The Club:

"As a dapper 23-year old aspiring rapper, I started prematurely greying & lost all semblance of confidence. I went from drippin' in swagger juice to sippin' too much Grey Goose. Now every month I get a new friend in the mail. It's probably saved me from growing a rattail & going to jail. I can hang it on the wall, draw a smile on it to keep me from going AWOL. And while it's hard to admit, these mounts have become my friends & allowed me to make amends. My life is back on track and it will be a great year. I'd like to give all thanks to The Mount Club from Echogear.

Yours,

-Sawyer B. Hind

PS: Check out my mixtape.

Wow, what a turnaround for Sawyer. Truly powerful stuff. You too can get a life-changing membership to the Echogear Mount Of The Month Club. We aren't like those other clubs who send you just a few mounts and call it quits. Clean out the garage, you'll need more space for all of these!

If you sign up today, for only 16 payments of $19.99, you'll receive a complimentary Mrs. Doubtfire VHS signed by Carrot Top himself! Talk about a conversation starter for your coffee table. We only have 10 of these one of a kind items, so don't delay, phone lines are filling up fast.

Still on the fence? See what these famous publications are saying about the Mount Of The Month Club:

The New Twerk Times

"We signed up our intern as a prank and now he has 12 mounts in his 200 sqft studio apartment. Priceless."

Good Grousekeeping

"Worth every penny. I used the mount parts to build an Iron Throne of TV mount parts & achieved a whole new level of nerdery."

Jall Wreet Shournal

"I don't get it. Like at all.

When you sign up today, you'll get the April mount rushed to your door. Just pay separate shipping & handling. Let's take a look at the April mount of the month:

Dual Monitor Desk Mount WIth Dynamic Gas Spring Adjustments:

This beauty of a mount is designed to hold 2 computer monitors. Adjust the monitors in any direction with just the touch of a finger. It's so smooth, it'll make Seal jealous.

Mount Notes:

• Primary Aroma: metallic, with a hint of vanilla and manufacturing plant.
• Body: High quality steel with flawless welds. Light to the touch, smooth overall texture.
• Finish: Gives a pro-quality vibe and is a lovely accent to any gaming or office setup.

Joining the Echogear Mount Of The Month Club comes with a myriad of life-altering benefits. Sign up today! We only accept a limited number of applicants each year, to learn more about applying, watch the video below. You'll be one step closer to joining the most exclusive and highly touted Mount Of The Month Club in existence.